Things that make you go hmmm...
Listening to the music at end of movie, Home, and dancing with my 5 year old I feel like I could be in a nightclub tearing it up. But then I check myself in the mirror and realize-that looked a lot better in my head.
Trying to tell my husband a joke I heard earlier in the day and always mess up the punch line.
Snuggling up to husband during a movie and he looks at me and asks, What did you eat today? "Hummus." Yeah, you should turn the other way.
Turning on the news to see if anything happened in the world and the big headline is that Hillary's server was kept in a bathroom closet.
Hanging with kids in the mall play area and another mom comes in with a Target cart and parks it inside the play area.
Standing in church during the praise&worship portion and the music leader is singing different words than the screen. And the rest of the singers. Then there's the moment when they all realize it and it kinda gets quiet while they try to figure out who is right.
Sitting in the dark movie theater between your husband and this old man and his wife watching a funny albeit dirty movie. Anytime there's an inappropriate funny line the old man inevitably asks his wife, "What did he say?"
Running down the road feeling good about myself until the one time I run with Paul and he looks at me and says, I think I could walk fast and keep up with you.
Trying to respond to a good text from your husband with the word, Wowzers and autocorrect first says, Workers. Second attempt, Weiners.