Talking about hats... If you wore a hat, what would it be? Are you cool and hipster hat? Or more free spirited and floppy sun hat? Would you be a prude and wear a bonnet? Somehow hats can say a lot about your personality. All you need is a cowboy hat on and we can usually tell what way you will vote, your values and how you spend your free time.
One time I was at Meijer late at night for something (maybe chips and salsa? It doesn't matter). I'm checking out and I see this woman with a mullet and cat sweater. People who wear cats make me feel like if I were to walk in their home I would be attacked by 30 cats. Because who wears cats that doesn't love them and have multiple at home? Cats are creepy creatures. They are so silent and just stare at you. Like they are thinking, "I hate you. I hate you and you just sit there eating chips and watching The Bachelorette." (Cause let's face it, if you own cats you probably watch those kinds of "reality" shows.) "I'd scratch your eyes out if you make a wrong move."
Something else that is telling is when women wear socks and shoes with their capris. I feel like they are saying, "I don't care. Fashion no longer matters to me, I'm too busy, too important, too old..." It's funny cause when men wear long black socks with their shoes and shorts it's kind of endearing. It's like, aww you're old! Or aww you have no fashion sense! But women can't get away with these fashion mistakes.
Some of us have little fashion sense. I need to buy whatever the mannequin is wearing so I match and can look up to date. I can't trust my own judgment; I'd be wearing jeans and sweatshirts. I'm all about comfort. And my brother thinks that if I were to wear a hat it'd be a bonnet. Thankfully I don't wear hats, maybe a fedora every once in a while.